Eavesdropping
Mid 30s tinder first date to my immediate left. I want to kill them both. So what do you do for work? They investigate each other: are you good enough for me. She speaks like a Kardashian but looks like a Jenner. Patronizing vocal fry. Male human: You need to be making her laugh. I want to turn and say: “i want to kill you both” just to give them something more interesting to talk about. To make the guy look normal by contrast. Wake them up. Telling stories they’ve told before to different people on different tinder dates. She’s in “Real estate development” he’s in “business management” for a Start Up in the… “crepe space?” Did i hear that right? Nothing surprises me now. Pretending to be excited about AI, Machine Learning, I can hear that she doesn’t give a shit. “I feel good that the AI is only as smart as the person coding it.” LOL NO! Your boyfriend will be AI in 5 years. He says the word “conceptually.” This date is doomed. It’s time to intervene. I can’t take it any more. I...